This place is just full of “creative people with money”. I think I would have enough content to post one every day for over a month.

The first time I saw one of these beasts, I was in shock. I tried to explain what I saw to Will and he couldn’t believe it. There are at least 5 of these rolling around post and we saw 3 of them in the PX parking lot today. Brace yourself for quite possibly the worst kind of vehicular molestation:

We missed the opportunity to get the third one (or maybe we were lucky that we did…).

Will and I had a brief discussion about where this was popular and who this was popular with. East coast and west coast mods are pretty easy to define. This has to be some mid-west home brewed experiment gone all kinds of wrong. I could only imagine what would happen to this car in New York…California may be a little more accepting.  As for who…we all know this is something only my brothers and sisters could come up with.

Hopefully, this trend will only be found here in Colorado.

I didn’t think I would have an update so soon, but these awful rims was spotted yesterday in the Commissary parking lot:

Just one of those things that makes you say WTF?!?!?!?!

It is something that we all have seen at one point on the road or in the parking lot. Not all vehicle mods are bad…unfortunately most are. Although it seems that “The Fast and the Furious” days of car mods are slowing down, it’s just not slowing down fast enough.

When Soldiers re-enlist in theater, some of them get huge bonuses. One way you can tell that a Soldier re-enlisted in theater is by the things they do to their cars:

This is a mild case that could be rectified by curbing the rims. Most of the others require the vehicle to be totaled in an accident. I will post more as I find them. Until then, enjoy more photos of vehicular molestation here.

Edit by Will: In case it isn’t obvious, to “re-enlist in theater” is to re-enlist with the Army while you are deployed to a combat zone, like Iraq or Afghanistan.