It’s been 20 years since we got a new response for when you get blamed for farting. “He who smelt it dealt it†and “He who supplied it denied it†have had a good run, but it is time for them to retire. Let’s come up with some new ones.
- He who lays the blame , from his rectum it came
- If it smell like someone shat, then you blame the cat (this is Nadia’s)
- If you swear you see fog, then you blame the dog
- If you think he did it, maybe he shitted
Yeah, I know we’ve got some real high-brow humor here. Add your own if you’ve got one.
Smell make you ill? Blame it on Will!
…yeah, please forgive me, I beseach you.
*in the style of William Shatner*
Methane . . . too strong! Stench is . . . over . . . powering! Can’t . . . stay . . . conscious!