New Flatulence Retorts

It’s been 20 years since we got a new response for when you get blamed for farting. “He who smelt it dealt it” and “He who supplied it denied it” have had a good run, but it is time for them to retire. Let’s come up with some new ones.

  • He who lays the blame , from his rectum it came
  • If it smell like someone shat, then you blame the cat (this is Nadia’s)
  • If you swear you see fog, then you blame the dog
  • If you think he did it, maybe he shitted

Yeah, I know we’ve got some real high-brow humor here. Add your own if you’ve got one.

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2 Responses to New Flatulence Retorts

  1. Gary M. says:

    Smell make you ill? Blame it on Will!

    …yeah, please forgive me, I beseach you.

  2. Donovan S. says:

    *in the style of William Shatner*

    Methane . . . too strong! Stench is . . . over . . . powering! Can’t . . . stay . . . conscious!