Today, I got my first ticket EVER - via mail…the @!#&% MAIL!!! No thrill of being pulled over, no flashlight in my face, no “license and registration, please”…jut a nastygram. I just got these new tags and in all my years of driving I have never felt so robbed. Funny thing is that I NEVER drive in DC…with my own car. I was returning from visiting a friend in Arlington at the time of the ‘offense’.

I’ve been a licensed driver for 9 years and I had the Grand Am for 7. I was pulled over once on Rt. 100 doing 73 in a 55 with a headlight out, but I was able to use my ‘get out of jail free card’ along with my spotless record to get a warning. I’ve driven from Ohio to Texas, Texas to Maryland and Maryland to Maine without getting caught by the cops. Getting a speed photo just begs me to ask why do they even have cops in DC - COWARDS! I was apparently doing 57 in a 45 at the time.

All I am doing is funding some crackhead congressman’s campaign by paying this ticket. If you live in DC and you are reading this, your piece of $%!* city can kiss my ass.