I accidentally tuned into the new Care Bears cartoon, the one with all the computer-based graphics. Nad is a huge Care Bears fan, so I asked her if she was interested in watching it. She had a look of disgust on her face when she said, “No, I’m not going to like it.”
“Why not?” I replied. Her response is below:
“They aren’t going to have Birthday Bear. They cut out the one bear that everyone has. Not everyone has a tender heart. Not everyone likes to share. God knows there isn’t a funshine. But they cut out the one fucking thing that everyone has, a birthday.”
Nad takes her Care Bears seriously.