Nad’s gone again, for another freakin’ month-and-a-half.
I better start whipping these cats into shape so they can make my time alone a little easier. For one thing, they are gonna start cleaning up after themselves. When they take a power dump, the smell travels through the entire house and makes me want to vomit. For another thing, they are going to learn to change their own water after they barf in it, and they are going to refill their own bowls.
By the way, Merry belated Christmas, Happy belated New Year, Happy belated Chanukah, Happy belated Kwanza, Happy belated Ramadan (I’m not really sure if it is celebrated around this time of year) and Happy belated Festivus.
Edit: Nad’s flight was cancelled, so she is sitting at the airport waiting for a new flight. Hopefully it will be soon, and will not require her to stay overnight.
Sorry to be gone for so long Bear. I would rather be home with you and the girls, but you know that there are forces at work that make these decisions for me.
As for the girls – good luck sucka! Some cats can’t clean themselves much less their own bowls…Sara isn’t called Shit-Butt cat for nothing…
Love you all and I miss you already…