Until mid-August, that is. She’s on TDY in Colorado starting today, so I’m running the house and site all by my lonesome.

There will be many changes for the next month! First, there will be 100% more porn posted on this site, since we are sorely lacking in that department. Second, the house will be a unkempt mess for the duration of her absence. Third, pizza will be the only food on the menu during breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, afternoon tea and supper. Fourth, beating the cats is an acceptable punishment for looking at me cross-eyed or for meowing too loud (I can finally break out the old frat paddle again).

Those are only the first of many changes that will be seen under my regime.