Today begins the ninth day of my rule, and things are good. Citizen Luna continues to elude me, appearing only during the daily turkey giveaway in “La Cocina” (the part of my country devoted to importing and producing food for my citizens). I’ve tried to ambush her when she gets to the front of the line, but she is slippery. I will aprehend this rebel, and she will be made an example of when she is caught.

In my free time, I’ve been working on small tweaks to make to this site. Nothing huge, just a couple of cosmetic changes. The software used to run this site is a popular one, and the theme that I am using is the default one. I find it jarring when I go to another Wordpress-powered site and find that it looks identical to this one. Most of you (2 of our 3 readers) will not even notice the changes.

Things have been slow in the land of Will. My extremely disobidient citizens (the cats) continue to disrespect me. One only looks to me for food and water, and the others refuse to acknowledge that I am their rightful ruler. One particularly dissident citizen won’t come to me when I call her, and has even taken up residence in various hiding places around the nation. She thinks that the iron fist of my rulership doesn’t extend under the bed - she will soon learn the error of her ways.

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

My friend SG sent me a humorous statement that will probably become the anthem of WillieWorld (copyright pending):

Some people are like Slinkies.

They’re really good for nothing.

But they still bring a smile to your face when you think of pushing them down a flight of stairs.

Until mid-August, that is. She’s on TDY in Colorado starting today, so I’m running the house and site all by my lonesome.

There will be many changes for the next month! First, there will be 100% more porn posted on this site, since we are sorely lacking in that department. Second, the house will be a unkempt mess for the duration of her absence. Third, pizza will be the only food on the menu during breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, afternoon tea and supper. Fourth, beating the cats is an acceptable punishment for looking at me cross-eyed or for meowing too loud (I can finally break out the old frat paddle again).

Those are only the first of many changes that will be seen under my regime.